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Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club

USA, English, 41 mins

  • Director: No info
  • Writer: No info
  • Producer: MTV

CGiii Comment

41 minutes of unbearable and unbridled egos.

41 minutes of over-flated brand advertising...it really has to be the longest ad ever produced! Well done MTV...does anyone under the age of 12 actually watch this channel?!?

Lindsay - at several points in the proceedings - looks as she's just stepped off the set of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane - that make-up!!!

Her right hand man, Panos - un sycophant extraordinaire...and, a thoroughly unpleasant chap.

As for the 'ambassadors' - not a functioning brain-cell between them...which is good...because, you would need a malfunctioning brain to watch this through to the end.

41 minutes was quite enough.


Trailer...

The(ir) Blurb...

'Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club' viewers will get to see a new side of Lohan as she calls the shots with her handpicked team of young and ambitious VIP hosts who will have to do whatever it takes to secure Lohan's name as the definition of vacation luxury. But when the lines between romance, friendship and work get blurred, the staff will quickly learn they'll have to prove themselves to their toughest boss yet.

Cast & Characters

Lindsay Lohan
Gabi Andrews
Billy Estevez
Brent Marks
Mike Mulderrig
Aristotle Polites
Panos Spentzos
Sara Tariq
Jonitta Wallace
Jules Wilson
May Yassine

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